Brainwashing

I've become obsessed with this site and reading all the links. Maybe I'll learn some techniques. Mwah ha ha!


You have all begun your journey into Cult Carly. Please remove your shoes and pants at the door.

OH MY GOD!

There is more Pee Wee to be seen!
Thank you powers that be for this glorious gift!

All in a weekend.

Where did it go? Wasn't I just at my desk all excited for the weekend about an hour ago? What happened?
I remember heading directly to the Beer Garden after work Friday. Rounding out my week the same way I started it. I left early though. Where did I go? Oh yeah... I wasn't feeling so hot thanks to all my vaccinations. Here is to another 10 years of being tetanus free!
Thought I would throw in this disturbing picture of someone suffering from tetanus. Enjoy my nightmares!

Annnnyyy wwwaayy. Friday night was spent watching movies and eating pizza with Casey. In the words of Doodle "Cute *vomits*". Yeah, I know, I know.

Saturday brunch was the celebration of Princess Chunyendu's 2nd annual 23rd birthday. It was freakin' pink galore. A baby was there but she was well behaved so it hardly freaked me out at all. We left a pink balloon trail as we traveled to the after brunch drinking spot Disiac. I heart that place. "A Moroccan oasis in the midst of the chaotic concrete jungle." Aka Hell's Kitchen.

When that was over I did the ritual after brunch nap and then met a friend that just got back from tour and Casey for more pizza and beer. Anyone want to go to the gym?

Then came Pride Sunday. Happy Pride!!! Time well spent drinking Pinot Grigio out of a box in sheep's meadow with a lesbian ex couple and their dog. Then drinking Miller Lite at Blondie's with two straight men and various bar foods. I fell asleep by 8 o'clock and missed my ladies outing last night.

Why is it Monday again? Where is life going and why is it going there so fast? Ugh. I have a feeling I'm soon to be the triplet of Doodle and Dar's current twin status. I hope everything works out beautifully guys. I know it will. Mwah!

Mr. Rogers On Crack....and LSD

One of my favorite childhood shows!


Explains so much right? I loved this show. I can remember trying to style my dad's hair like Pee Wee Herman. I had movies as well as tapings of the show that my brother and I watched over and over again. Someone even gave me the bobble-head Pee Wee when I was in high school. Looking back I realize this whole show is one huge drugged out sexual innuendo.
Hmmm...

I should have known then what my life would become.

Real late posting....

Grandma sent my birthday horoscope as she does every year. It just came in the mail with a copy of the clairvoyant Sylvia Brown's latest book. Grandma is crazy.

Here is what the clipping reads (with my notes).

Holiday Mathis'
Horoscopes
Saturday, June 2, 2007
The Cosmic elixir includes a drop of seriousness, compliments of the Capricorn moon, in the Gemini sun's bubbly champagne cocktail. (mmmm bubbly...) When your festivities are interrupted by a somber idea or weighty responsibility, reflection or duty (babysitting?)- but don't stay mired there. There's too much to celebrate. (And celebrate we did.)
Today's Birthday (June 2):
This year presents a panoply (I had to look this word up. It's real.) of unknowns and unknowables. (Gee. How informative of you Horoscope) Don't be afraid if you haven't a clue what to do next. Take comfort in the fact that no one else knows, either, and then step into this brave world. (Uh huh.... why am I still reading?) There's a financial bonus this month. (Oh yeah, that's why.) New relationships entice you in July. (Huh???) Libra and Taurus people are reliable and interesting companions. (I know. I have my Libra!) Your lucky numbers are: 5 27 22 1 and 45. (Great. Thanks.)
Gemini (May 21-June 21): It's possible to turn your character flaws into character assets. But first you have to want to, and today you're just not in the mood. Anyway, if they love you, they'll take you "as is", right? (So spending the day drunk off my ass would probably be a character flaw... uh... ooops? Thanks for sticking around guys!)

Friendship

I've become obsessed with these cards.

Dirty, Disgusting, Filthy, Flea-Ridden Birds

A pigeon is flying around my office. We are on the top floor of a large building and we can't figure out how in the hell the thing got in here. The ceilings are high and pipes are everywhere so this disgusting rodent with wings must think it has found some sort of Disney World. If it shits on my keyboard I'm going to kill it with my stapler.
Ssshhhhh.... it's watching me. This feels very "quote the raven" I can't stand birds.

My cup runneth over.

Maybe not everything is perfect but good things are certainly happening. I moved into my UWS studio and began my life of living alone. I love it. It's my own private space for me to be me in. It's a very slow process of getting everything sorted out and put away exactly how I want it. Thankfully I had some birthday fairies help me start the process!

Negative note. Work is rough. I'm slipping and confused and having a hard time getting my act together. I'm not sure what to do to get back on track.

Positive note. My birthday was a blast! I'm so thankful to the people that showed up to celebrate with me. The weather held up and it was a really beautiful day. I know I have some very questionable friends but we can blame that on my youth. I also have some unbelievably amazing friends that I'm so proud to claim.

Sometimes I catch my head spinning in imagination thinking I'm Mary Martin at the end of the song "A Wonderful Guy". I really hate that song, however, that is sort of a good thing.

I should get back to work.