It’s the day of the vote yall.

It’s that time of year when YOU get to force your beliefs and opinions on everyone around you by silently voting anomalously in a closed booth. Oh the POWER! I finally feel like someone is listening to me! Actually, it feels a little more like shouting in a room full of shouters and whichever contestant gets the loudest shouts wins. Somehow my shout doesn’t seem to count for much. Oh well. I still have to show up or I don’t get bitching privileges later, right? Isn’t that how it works?

On a far more important topic, what should I make for dinner tonight?

*The voices in my head won’t stop screaming.*

Interesting

If The World Could Vote

Thanks Van!

Hurry Up!

Go Vote!

It's your responsibility as a citizen. Go.
Unfortunately my first choice didn't run again this year. I'm not talking about Tommy Cruise. I'm talking about THE MAN. He is the only person that could ever replace George Washington whom, as you can see here was really f'n cool.


All kidding aside. Go vote.