Yesterday I decided to diagnose myself with dyslexia. I had been curious about some issues I have with concentration and words moving around on the screen/page when I'm trying to read. After much online research I decided I most definitely must be dyslexic. I also probably have skin cancer, male pattern baldness, and vampire syndrome. The internet is very helpful with discovering these things. Incidentally, after diagnosing myself I noticed that my coworker keeps changing around the numbers when saying addresses and my boss keeps typing words out of order. Everyone has dyslexia!
Or maybe it's side effects from my seizure meds. That makes a lot more sense.
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Or maybe your bosses' idiocy is contagious and is spreading to your brain, eating away at the awesomeness therein. You should kill them. Just to be safe. You know, like when you get syphilis and you get better by killing the person that gave it to you. Be on the safe side, is all I'm saying.
Also, I change the order of letters in words and severely mistake v and f, p and b and you for a gigantic snake trying to swallow me whole. oh, wait, no, that last one is accurate.
I sure hope you get your enlarged prostate looked at too...
The internet diagnosed me with Parkinson's not too long ago. I was actually kind of happy because it's the first time the number one suggestion wasn't anal cancer.
Jay
Wikipedia is the knower of everything and the internet is the higher power that keeps it fueled with information.
Don't go to WebMD and paranormal sites in the same day. I'm convinced one of my ovaries is haunted.
Are the meds helping?
I think my problems reading the screen and words moving around my vocabulary and my keys winding up in the fridge and the milk hanging from the key rack are all signs of something too. Oh, I remember, migraines!
just checking in kiddo
love ya
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