When it comes to updating this site of complete nonsense I have done a horribly shitty job.
So, let’s play catch up:
In my last post I declared my undying love for Moooooog35. He denied me publicly but privately I have received several perverse notes and constant rapping on my window at night.
I was cast in that play I auditioned for. The show goes up in April. I shall be busy. Good times.
I wrote two posts ago that I was developing feelings for someone that I shouldn’t. I never imagined anyone would even blink twice at my writing that but it must have stirred up something because I started receiving guesses (and angry texts). I am indeed engaged to LL but that is not a forbidden love. Benji is an actual real life love of mine but I’m not keeping that a secret. He knows I’m crazy about him. So basically nobody in blogland or reality came close to guessing. Thanks for trying?
Anyway, I said “I’ll just bottle it up until it goes away… or until I develop feelings even more obscure than these.”
Turns out I developed feelings more obscure. Would you expect anything less from me? Some days I even impress myself with my ridiculousness. Seriously though, when you meet a gorgeous person that finally gives your insanity a run for its money, how can you not pursue that?
In other news, I've been plotting to take over the world.
8 comments:
Leather pants and heels. Oh my!
I wish I was there to defy the restraining order and come see the play. I'm sure you'll be awesome!
Jay
Oh... so that's how we're going to play this now... eh? And here I was being exclusive all this time...
ha ha, I know, leather pants and heels, hard to ignore....
Why would I EVER deny you publicly?!
Also, if you loved me that much YOU'D OPEN YOUR DAMN WINDOW.
It's cold out here and my Viagra is wearing off.
Jay- I keep telling you, there is no such restraining order.
LL- I can only be exclusive with people I've actually met. So come on by for a visit ;)
Gary- That's the idea. I hope it worked to cover my lack of memory.
Moooooog- I told you, it's painted shut. Just use the damn door you freak.
Knight, those are some wicked shoes you're wearing!
Now I feel like I need to guess this mystery love. Is it Storm Shadow from GI Joe? He was my first crush and I think having feelings for a cartoon is probably forbidden. Or at least given a side eye.
Congrats on the play!
The pants and heels do indeed rock!
My Guess was Strawberry Shortcake, who was actually an exotic ex-lover of Storm Shadow's until a wickid step queen turned her into an actual cake, forever to be eaten by not so health conscious americans and unicorns. But I did wonder who it was, otherwise.. Its kinda mysterious in a good way. In a way that seems to love to remain mysterious, and cake-like as well. Not the band, the gluten and dairy stuffed dessert treat.
will we ever know...
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