Today is day one.
I've decided to stop consuming alcohol for a little while.
Why would you do such a thing? One might ask. Well, for several reasons. First of all, I'm not feeling all that great and I think considering my health over social acceptance would be the obviously responsible thing to do. I can't imagine removing alcohol from my system for a couple weeks will harm me. Although, I've been wrong before. Plus, I want to do a liver cleanse and it's probably best to try that on a slightly healthy liver.
Another reason that this sounds like a super awesome idea right about now is because I think it will save me a ton of money. I spend way too much at the bar month to month. Having that extra cash in pocket could pay for so many fun things, like a visit to the gynecologist!
I'm betting after a good amount of time passes and the liver cleanse is complete, I will be one hell of a lightweight. One drink will do me just fine. Oh yeah, I imagine I might actually lose some weight as well. That would be nice.
(Picture of me passed out in the woods with beer in hand. Obviously missing all the fun.)