I wrote this whole damn blog about how shitty it is outside. It was poetic in a disturbing way. I bitched about it being 50 degrees outside but the dumb-asses at the office have the air conditioning on. Then I went on to explain how I fake baked for the first time in years yesterday and didn't see any change in skin tone except my bright red ass. I advise you not to wear jeans when your ass is burned. I wrote about running into an old friend on the train this morning. It was horribly uncomfortable because we used to spend a lot of time together and I could not remember his damn name. Well, it all made sense in my first post but then the f'ing computer froze up and it disappeared forever. Have a wonderful Monday dammit.
