Monday, April 28, 2008

Son of a B*!#$!


I wrote this whole damn blog about how shitty it is outside. It was poetic in a disturbing way. I bitched about it being 50 degrees outside but the dumb-asses at the office have the air conditioning on. Then I went on to explain how I fake baked for the first time in years yesterday and didn't see any change in skin tone except my bright red ass. I advise you not to wear jeans when your ass is burned. I wrote about running into an old friend on the train this morning. It was horribly uncomfortable because we used to spend a lot of time together and I could not remember his damn name. Well, it all made sense in my first post but then the f'ing computer froze up and it disappeared forever. Have a wonderful Monday dammit.

22 comments:

Darla said...

damnit!

I ran into 2 old friends last week, a day apart, on the same street and similar time of day. It was insane.

I just don't feel like blogging about it though. Never feelin' the blog life anymo.

Cinder-Single said...

Hey There Sis!! I have been down than path many time with the freaking computers!! Cyber world has eaten a lot of my post!! LOL!!

Sorry Your booty is burnt. LOL (sorry, I had to laugh)...

Happy Monday to you also Damnit!

Spider63 said...

New York looks great! Where did you get baked, on the roof of your building?

BBC said...

Ah, I write my posts in a word document and do a save every few minutes.

It's 56 here but raining lightly.

My meatloaf (pork sausage) had the chili in it as well as some oatmeal, two eggs, grated cheese, and tomato sauce.

Maybe it was just a meat dish that I called a meatloaf. I like to say "Don't let your meat loaf." LOL

Doc said...

Weather here suckedd today too... We had tornado warnings...

gr said...

Like I said at Tink's: f#ck Monday

Karen said...

All I can say is...I think Tuesday will be better!

Edge said...

So now I know you tan nude.... ( pause ) ... what am I supposed to do now?


And 50 degrees is awesome to me. I like 50 - 76 maybe a little overcast. I can't tan.

~Jef

Matt-Man said...

Well by now this Monday is almost over. Here's to a better Tuesday and your bright red ass. Cheers!!

Sunshine said...

You don't have an email link so I couldn't email you about the American Pie comment. That is a long ass song, if you got in a circle you must have been hunchbacks by the end of it!!

Jay said...

This was still a pretty damn good post! ;-)

I hate running into people and not be able to remember their names. It happens to me a lot too.

Sorry about the red ass.

BBC said...

"A can of Chili in your meatloaf? That surprisingly sounds delicious"

You look delicious. LOL

Jo said...

Ooo, that's a cool photo! Isn't it weird when it's cold outside & your ass is on fire?

Ugh, I'm really bad with names. Next time just call him Cupcake.

Tink said...

I think yesterday was cursed.

Next time, ask him to write down his phone number for you. People always include their names.

Leighann said...

Damnit, I was going to give you a spanking!

moo said...

so this is the cliff's notes version, then?

Sorry you had a bad Monday.

SambY said...

hello maam... i am soory i am a bit busy...moving and all as u might have gathered from cinder-single's blog !!! but i guess i visit yuour blog as soon as i can !!!... hope the messy computer does not eat any more of your posts... cause i am curious to read !!!

Farmer*swife said...

Ooooh, sunburned assets? Eeeek!

I get so frustrated when in the "moment" and have a great bloggie post? And, then it locks up. Can't ever get the "funny" back...

Sorry for you, weather wise. Started out at 55 this a.m. Now it's 75 or higher. BE-U-TI-FULL!

Happy Monday?

Newt said...

Love the photo. I hate to say it, but I had a great Monday. However my weather sucks super bad - cold, rainy, snowy. So hopefully that makes up for it.

Reb said...

Great photo, sorry about your bad-ass Monday!

R.E.H. said...

Well, for whatever it's worth - your computer freezing up on you made this post quite entertaining to read ;)

GMEyster said...

It is so awkward running into people you haven't seen in a million years. I am in LA right now, and did it yesterday. Someone I went to college with, which makes sense, since I went to college out here, but that's been over 10 years. I finally had to breakdown and ask, then felt like a fool. Once he said his name, his entire life story came back to me.