This is Brian's daily dilemma. He comes into the office and has to decide which of the THREE chairs in his cubicle will be his bum rest for the day.
These are our THREE office plants. I used to take care of the one on the left but it kept growing towards my co-worker so I gave him custody. I still say hello on occasion. No hard feelings.
I set the toilet on fire. I'm still not quite sure why I did that.
Oh yeah, that's right. I'm a bit of a pyro.