Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Tale Of The Hairy Nipple

I was told a little story last night. I was told a little story that is supposedly true and that will now haunt me for the rest of my life. If you are one to get queasy please do not continue reading.

No really just stop.

Still with me? Okay then.

I can't remember why he even thought of it but on the train last night I was told a tale of a man and his nipple. Supposedly this is a friend of a friend of a well, you know. I'm sure this is in the 30th person by now. Anyway, this friend of whomever had found a hair coming out of his nipple. That isn't so unusual for a guy right? Well, he decides he doesn't want it there so he tries to pull it out. He pulled it and it kept coming, more and more. This guy kept pulling this really long hair out of his nipple until he passed out. Turns out that wasn't any hair. It was a nerve!

I have to ask. When you got to the end of this tale what was your reaction? I keep telling people the story and so far I find that guys just laugh. Women are horrified and usually clutch their chest begging to know why I would tell them something so gruesome.

I really hope this never happened.

25 comments:

GMEyster said...

Ok, I laughed, but then realized that I was holding my boob, cupped over the nipple.

How did the end of a nerve get to pointing out his nipple anyway?

furiousBall said...

did you know that tony danza has no nipples?

Knight said...

GMEyster- That's what I asked! My nurse boyfriend responded with a shrug and "Things Happen." WTF?

Furiousball- I heard that over at your site actually. I'm glad to know if I ever need to google search you Tony Danza's nipples brings me right to your place.

Knot said...

I like today's profile pic. If that is in fact YOU Knight!

I dated a girl in high school and college off and on who had hairy nipples. No joke. Like, she would haver to shave them. Of course when I found them she didn't really know she needed to shave them and I wasn't going to tell her. I wonder how common it is for women to have hairy nipples.

Your story, probably urban legend. How come it didn't hurt when he touched it ... it was a nerve!

Knot

Jay said...

Okay, I laughed. But, that nervous "I hope that isn't really a true story" type laugh.

Dana said...

Ha! My reaction was, "I better go to snopes.com and see if that's an urban legend!" I'm such a dork!

Knight said...

Knot- Thanks! yes that's me. A little washed out. Shaving? That's a lot of hair. I assume it did hurt to some extent I mean, he did pass out.

Jay- That's better than ROFLOL. It still disturbs a little.

Dana- Did you find anything? Knowing this never happened would really ease my mind.

Jo said...

My reaction: slow blinks at the computer screen while my stomach rolls over. Yuck!

Probably an urban legend, right? It seems he would've felt a jolt the moment his tweezers locked onto the nerve. Plus nerves are squishy like veins, I don't think they can work their way to the surface like that.

Love the new profile pic!

Karen said...

My reaction was a gasp. Nasty.

Mike said...

If you want the OOOO OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOW reaction from men, tell a story that involves testicles getting struck, crushed, or pulled off.

Cinder-Single said...

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Speechless! lol

gary rith said...

bllleeggghhhhh there goes my breakfast....

Dianne said...

LOL at Dana my fellow dork, all I want to do is look it up to

"nipple hair is actually a nerve"

I'll have to try that

I'm sure it's not true, this was a man and the second he felt discomfort he would have stopped.

stop by my blog Knight, there is a little somethin' there for you.

off to Google!

Leighann said...

Okay I actually DID go to snopes.com to look it up and didn't find anything!!

That makes it even more creepy!

I have to say though, if it was indeed a nerve, wouldn't he have noticed the minute he touched it?

Darla said...

my stomach turned. i don't doubt C's response though...seriously.

Baba Doodlius said...

The NERVE of some nipples!

odd facts said...

I shuddered and cleared my mind with thoughts of puppies.

Rex Venom said...

I just kept waiting to find out what happened when he came to...?
Rock on!

Farmer*swife said...

I assumed he was going to tell you some gross story about how it was three inches long and was actually an infected hair (have you seen one of those, YUCK-HURL-VOMIT!)

Sounds like this guy might be "off" a little...

Night-Knight ;-D

BBC said...

Well, a nerve does not grow outside of a body so it really means nothing to me at all. Maybe the person was on pot or others drugs. Maybe you are, I don't know.

Tink said...

I've heard that story before! Both times I cringed and clutched my boob. Maybe this is a story that guys tell girls just to get that reaction? Hm? ;)

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

Ahh, urban myths. Doncha love em?

moooooog35 said...

Yep..true story.

I had a similar experience with my first pubic hair.

Um...

Perhaps I've said too much.

Reb said...

That is a good story. Knight, it is not possible.

Evil Genius said...

Yep, hand to chest and a gasped, "Gross!" Must be a gender thing!