Friday, July 1, 2011

Biker Longings


I know my last post was long and boring but it was cathartic for me. So suck it.



Back to important things.



I need a motorcycle.

Actually, I need a motorcycle license. Turns out to get one of those I have to learn how to drive a motorcycle not just sit behind somebody else. Oh how I would love to know… but..I don’t know anyone in New York that still has a bike. Well, I guess there is that crazy old guy Mr. Glass that I met hanging out at the bar awhile back. He was nice and gave me a ride downtown once. Then he wouldn’t stop telling me how much he enjoyed my arms wrapped around him so maybe contacting him for lessons is out.


I have two other good friends who know how to ride but they don’t have a bike in the city. Should we rent and take excursions in Jersey? Oh my god that would be a dream outing! Screw the beach.


Do any of you ride?


I posted awhile back about my new dream to ride around with a camera and visit all my blog friends. I still think this is an awesome idea. Especially if I do it in the outfit the chick in the picture is wearing. So, if I get my bike and my license, will you tell me where to find you?

16 comments:

Joshua said...

Hey now, that last post? It's your blog, you do and say whatever you want. Writing is cathartic. So there.

Get that bike and take a ride to Red Bank, pay a visit to Kevin Smith.

jack mehoff said...

i ride this bad mama-jama right here:

http://enfield-ct.cannonads.com/6082/motorcycles/baja-warrior-wr65-196cc-minibike-price-325_17232725.html

although i should be honest. i only get to ride when my oldest son isnt already using it.

props to the last post...its meant to be therapeutic

BSOB said...

do you even have a regular license? are you a citizen?

fiwa said...

Girl, my husband would drop me like a hot potato if you drove up wearing that outfit. But I might agree if you let me take a spin on your bike. ;)

Gary's third pottery blog said...

I was just noticing that there is definately a connection between BIKes and BIKinis.....

Mike said...

I had two differnt bikes awhile back.

Knight Mom said...

Good God. That's all I can say.

Sex, Drugs and Bacon Sandwiches said...

If you get your license you'll have to come alllll the way to the Middle East (providing you get through in your cute little leather outfit!!).

LL said...

Would I tell you where to find me if you were on a bike dressed like that? In a word...

Yep.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

OK. So, I did a triple look because that TOTALLY could have been YOU on that bike in that pic. Smokin' hawt!

Hey, a Gal can appreciate when another Gal is smokin', that's all I'm sayin'.

If and when you DO get a license and a bike (or rental, or whatever) TOTALLY put me on your trip! Just email me and then I'll send ya' my google directions when you make it half way through Texas!

My hubby would also 'swoon' a wee bit, but that's fine with me. So long as you stay long enough to visit under the barn, pet my Big @$$ dog, let Lil'Gal fawn over you and drink a beer or we could float a box (of wine). :-P

Oh, and Farmer, Jr. would swap you a ride on the gator or go-cart for a ride with you on your bike. And, there's always the tractors. :-P

BSOB said...

well, ithaca should be the first stop, if not washington heights

Kev D. said...

I'm not sure it's safe for her to ride like that. I mean, even just walking around, any mild breeze would likely make her boobies fly right out, smack her in the face and reduce visibility.

She'd probably need three helmets.

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Mike said...

I'm approximately right across lake Ontario from you, if your new bike can float. If not it's a 8 hour drive. If they let you across the border. Wearing that, I'm sure they would ;)

Moooooog35 said...

Yes, I ride a Harley.

I will be more than happy to teach you but you must be willing to forget any misconceptions about HOW to ride a motorcycle and accept my unorthodox methods.

I'll bring the lube.