Monday, October 3, 2011

Dear Lover,

Dear Lover,

I had this terrifying dream that you were trying to wake me in the middle of the night for a little, ahem, lovin’ and when I opened my eyes I didn’t recognize you. I didn’t recognize you because apparently before waking me you decided to shave off all your hair including your beard and eyebrows. It scared the crap out of me. Please, lover, don’t shave off your eyebrows in the middle of the night. You need them. If you promise not to do anything crazy like that I shall be happy to wake whenever you want.

Xo,
Knight

9 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

shave all that off, he would look like a mushroom, ewwwwww!

I'm With Stupid said...

People with no eyebrows are creepy as hell. Way creepier than people with a unibrow.

Knot said...

Hmmm, that's just odd.

Moooooog35 said...

Point taken. Eyebrows stay on.

DONE.

jack mehoff said...

i am told i look like im 17 y/o boy without the goat and the chin strap

every now and then i shave it all off just for shits and when i do i get the same reaction youre giving here.

what about below the belt knight, do you like your guys scraggly, trimmed or clean and smooth?

iamnotyourguru said...

Sometimes when you're asked to look deeper, to see beneath what everyone else sees in someone, you realize you don't even recognize them anymore.

Reverend Awesome said...

If somehow the eyebrows end up shaved, please draw them back on him like Joan Crawford's. And take pictures. Thanks.

LL said...

You know me better than that darlin'...

I'd never shave my beard.

Although I do find it interesting that when you dreamed of a lover, someone with a beard came to mind... So does that mean you've finally bought the motorcycle? :lech:

Knight said...

Gary- Eww is right. Don't come near me if you look like a mushroom.

IWS- Like Aliens. People with unibrows just look like cavemen.

Knot- My dreams in general are usually pretty odd.

Mooog35- I knew you would understand. Wait till I tell you what I dreamt about you last night.

Jack- Uh, clean and smooth sounds like a gay porn star to me so I guess trimmed? Never paid that much attention though.

Guru- You know me too well.

Reverend- You got it! Thanks for the tip.

LL- If you would just give me your address I would already be there. All my lovers have beards darlin'.