Friday, June 8, 2012

Random flow of Knight Thoughts Volume 368

I wish I had my switchblade. 

Work is particularly obnoxious these days. These people, I mean, WOW, these ridiculous people.

Why don’t I have my switchblade?

There is so much cleaning to do at my new apartment still. It’s never ending. I can’t believe it’s legal to rent a place that filthy. It turns out the super is an asshole too.  Tommaso has been an amazingly huge help with this entire process. He caulked the entire place last night to help me keep out the roaches. I think my walls are mostly full of steel wool now. Eat THAT rodents!

I need dish soap. (I originally wrote soup but dish soup doesn’t sound very delicious.)

I’m homesick for my old apartment.

My pee is green. It’s from drinking chlorophyll. It’s awesome.

I had my usual park party for my 29th birthday on June 2nd. It was pretty fuckin’ awesome if I may say so myself.  There was delicious infused rum and vodka. There were hula-hoops.  I got hit in the face with a baseball. Best of all, I was gifted a stamp with my monogram and switchblades that matched my shirt. I was able to stamp my ownership onto all of my friends. Yeah, Tommaso is pretty much the greatest thing ever for making this (and various other reasons).

Party on Garth.

I need to do ridiculous amounts of laundry.

Perhaps I have ADHD.

My keys are dirty.

Where can I find a good taco around here? It seems impossible.

I’m feeling depressed again. Can’t seem to shake it. I hate when this happens.
Damnit. It will go away. It WILL go away.

I need a tan.

And thus concludes my ramblings for today.


LL said...

Have you tried cleaning your keys with your green pee?

I was going to give you shit for rambling on and on... but your blog is called Knight Ramblings so I should'a known what I was getting into...

Happy belated my dear Knight. Many, many, more are on their way!

I'm With Stupid said...

Don't worry about anything else until you find a good taco. Priorities!!


Dianne said...

happy belated birthday little one

I think swords are better than switchblades although far more difficult to conceal

Reb said...

I think once you have the place cleaned up and are settled in you won't be so homesick. I can't believe that the place is dirty though. We have a very extensive cleaning list for departing tenants and if they don't do it we charge $22.00/hour to get it clean. And really cockroaches are not a problem here and we have no rats. I am glad you have good friends though. The stamp is very cool and it looks like you had a lot of fun at your party.

Mike said...

I think I may have AD.. Green p.. What keys?

Mike said...

My small arsenal. Better than a switchblade. Take your pick:

Knight said...

LL- Hmm, I wonder if the green pee will work. Screw it. I'll just get them copied. Thanks darlin'.

Jay- I've been thinking about getting a good taco for weeks. It might be the death of me.

Dianne- I like a sword but it feels a little like showing off.

Reb- That's smart to charge hourly. The guy in my place would have owed a grand.

Mike- You never disappoint.

Mike- For real? Nice!

LL said...

That's it Mike? C'mon man! You can do better than that! ;P

Jo said...

Love the monogram! Have you found a decent taco yet?

It's still your birthday month so you should get a pinata. Then beat the crap out of it. It'll make you feel better and scare the bugs and maybe any creepy neighbors too.

BSOB said...

Awesome! Happy Birthday Love.. Looks like fun times. No video of the baseball face hitting incident?

Switchblades Rule.. They have always been a fantasy of mine - they were so often in movies that I liked - the one that comes to mind instantly is in Terminator. "Click" blade flicks out - and then things get serious.. They have such a cool and dark air about them.. They are pretty illegal here tho, which sucks cause I just want to own one. In Croatia I saw some really nice ones but getting it back would've been tricky, and I had barely money for food and shelter..

Your personal family crest "slash" stamp really looks awesome.. Maybe go with that rather than a rose tattoo?


jack mehoff said... makes my taco pop! says shawn johnson.

sorry i have fallen off the grid. happy belated belated 29th!