Positive Side of My Job

It is part of my job to track viral media and I just happen to be the lucky person in charge of food and beverage so today while working I came across this very interesting website done by Taco Bell. If you like half naked ladies and taking pictures of said ladies, CLICK HERE.

Stuff

Some interesting things. Found this attention test over at BBC.

Found this at work today and couldn't help but laugh.

I know. I'm a little messed up.

F Winter

I'm so f'n sick of winter. I don't like cold. In the winter I'm less likely to go out. I want to stay in my warm apartment and not walk anywhere. I also want to eat a lot which I think is my attempt at hibernating. I'm boring in the winter.

In the summer I go crazy. I like to hang out on my roof and view the lights. I like to walk around the city and shop, or dine at any place with outdoor seating so I can people watch. I love roller skating in the park and meeting friends in sheep's meadow every weekend. I never think it's so hot it's miserable. I don't even have air conditioning. I just love summer. It never lasts long enough.

Spring is dead to me. I pretend it doesn't exist.

Tonight I'm supposed to go out with some friends. We were trying to come up with something really interesting so when I discovered this XXX Adult Drawing Party with open wine bar and naked porn stars I thought it was perfect. Then I realized it's tomorrow. Damn! I always miss the important details.


Ciao for now.

A whole lotta Poo.

The gift of poo. Within fifteen minutes of viewing this website I came up with about twelve people I need to send this to. I probably won't, but it sure would be fun. The only missing element is the possibility you would miss the moment. I need to see the reaction to spend that kind of cash on actual feces. If you are into this kind of disturbing stuff you might enjoy this monkey.

What was a hit the day you were born?

This is mine.


Man, that is horrible!

Shooting Excursions

Have you ever thought it would be fun to take the company out for firearms training? I have! Who knew such an opportunity was only a google search away? But how do I convince HR that this is a good team bonding experience?