Monday, August 25, 2008

Checking In - Update

I don't really have time to do this right now but I'm giving an update anyway.

1) I updated my blogroll. If you are not on it I either A) Deleted you because you never post anything or B) Never added you because I forgot you existed. If any of you are terribly offended I omitted you from my Brilliance list just let me know and I will assess the situation.

2) My cousin was in town for the weekend. The family thought sending her to me for proper corruption the weekend before she leaves for college was a good idea. It was great. She met my friend who has a brand new job as a porn reviewer. A little person performed to Billie Jean in the Subway. She was able to watch my ugly neighbor shower not once but twice. As a welcome to New York memento she was given a cigarette burn by a hobo. It was all very memorable I'm sure.

3) I have a show Wednesday. You should come see it. Until all that is over I probably won't be back. Later Suckers.


furiousBall said...

you know that's how ...and you will know us by the trail of dead got their name, that's right hobo cigarette burnination

gary rith said...

ROCK ON, Knight, rock on.

Tink said...

A porn reviewer? Get out. That dude (I'm assuming the sex here) must have been a really great person in his last life.

Knight said...

Furiousball- Huh? What? I had to read that several times before I even realized you were talking about the band. Sheesh!

Gary- Thanks, I try to keep it rockin.

Tink- He is a really great person in this life. Proof of Karma I say!

Tall Lanky Jew said...

I wanna be a porn reviewer dammit!!

GMEyster said...

Have a great show! So sorry I won't be able to see it - but I will catch the next one.

I love when people use the word "hobo." As Janeane Garofolo would say "I expect to see a can of beans over their shoulder tied up in a hankerchief on a stick."


fiwa said...

Your cousin will probably remember that visit for the rest of her life.

Good luck on Wednesday.

Jay said...

*checks blog roll*

Whew! I'm glad I didn't have to start crying in public.

People get paid to review porn??? I had no idea. Where do I send my resume?

I'm jealous of your cousin's kick-ass NY weekend.

I really wish I was going to be there to see you on Wed. I know you're going to freaking knock 'em dead!

Dana said...

(1) I better be on your blog roll or that jell-o deal is off!

(2) I'll be sending my son your way in 6 years!

(3) Break a leg!!

Anonymous said...

HEY!!!! Girl seemed like she had a great time!!

I am still hoping all is good with ur show!!! ohhhhhhhh and dont forget to change my link!! I am gone from blogger!! :(

Have a great time!! and I will eff that hobo up for burning our family member!! lol


Michael Knight Rambo said...

Is it rude not to have a blog roll? I don't, but I've only been checking out people's blogs for about a month.
Will people be offended if they hate my blog and I endorse theirs?
I'm so stupid and ugly and confused.

Karen said...

Well, I you may have deleted me, but I am totally upset about it. I am going to cry into my pillow right now. Please pass the tissues.

Farmer*swife said...

SEE! Knew you'd show her what real life in a true "Big City" was all about! Cig burn, LOL!

SQUEEEEEE! Rock your show GAL! Can't wait to hear about it... can you link us to any FAB reviews from there in the big NYC?

Happy...screw Tuesday, you need a Double Happy Wednesday!!!!!

Matt-Man said...

Good Luck Wednesday, Knight. Cheers!!

gary rith said...

I don't know, being a porn reviewer might sorta get boring after awhile?

Leighann said...

"Later Suckers."

You're such a sweet talker!

Have a great show, toots!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Hope your show goes great!!! I wish I could come to NYC and cheer you on.

Also, I'm not on your blogroll. Once again, I don't get to hang with the cool kids. *sniff*

Fortune Cookies said...

so just how does one get the job of porn reviewer?
burns by bums, midgets performing in the subway... sounds like good times in the big apple for your cousin.

Knight said...

TLJ- Can't living with one be enough?

GMEyster - Thanks! Have a great time with the family. I think hobo is an odd word as well. That is why I keep using it.

Fiwa- She probably will because of the burn scar she will have for life.

Jay- You were one of the first people ever added. Don't be crazy! I had no idea you could be paid for discussing your view of porn either. I asked if I could link him on the blog for any interested parties. We will see.

Dana- Cam might be pretty corrupted by the time he is 18. After all, he does live with you ;) I'll have to try extra hard to shock him.

Sis- Oh, yeah, I need to switch to wordpress. I'm just worried I will miss something if I don't keep checking both sites.

Michael Knight Rambo- No it isn't rude. It's smart. People are never offended if you endorse their blog. That is how you get them to like you. Even if you are stupid and ugly and confused. Good luck! I put you on my list.

Knight said...

Karen- Ah crap, I think I did accidentally delete you. Sorry about that. You are back up. I'm sure you were seriously pissed!

Farmer*sWife- I don't think there will be any reviews. I didn't invite press and whatnot. That would make me even more sick to my stomach.

Matt-Man- Thanks Dude!

Gary Rith- Maybe a little tedious? He really likes porn though. I read his first review and it was hilarious.

Leighann - You know it! Thanks sweet cheeks!

AAAAP- Thanks! Oh crap, okay, you are up now.

Fortune Cookies- I'm not sure. I will have to ask. Honestly when I found out he got the job I didn't think much of it but when my cousin listed it as a highlight of her trip I realized just how lucky he was.

Micky-T said...

Wishing you a great show!

I rode freight trains with the hobos in my "Way Back" years. [truth]

I can handle not being on your blogroll.
I got teardrops.

Knock'em dead Wednesday night.

Farmer*swife said...

Hey! FYI! I think my vlog post should work now!

Darla said...

i am SO EXCITED about tomorrow. seriously.AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dianne said...

You're a STAR kid :)

Reb said...

I'm sure your cousin had a great time in spite of the burn. Just think of all the stories she has to tell back home.

Break a leg Wednesday kiddo! Remember to breath!

LL said...

Hey darlin'! Best of fortune to you tomorrow... erm... I mean today for you.

Remember to give it your all, and you'll be outstanding.

Jo said...

I'm so excited for you! You're going to be amazing, I just wish I could be there. Just take a deep breath & go do your thing, they're going to love you.

gary rith said...

Oh, I mean, break a leg, OK?

Real Live Lesbian said...

Yeah, break a leg!

Sounds like a blast with the cousin! I bet she'll be telling that story for a long time!

Micky-T said...

You must be puking by now huh?

Maybe you should wear a bib till you get on stage. LOL

You Go Girl

Jeff B said...

A cigarette burn by a hobo?

Beats a fruit basket hands down!

GMEyster said...

I AM TOTALLY WONDERING how it went!? Can't wait to hear about it!

Farmer*swife said...

ME TOO! ME TOO! ME TOO! How did it go?

Freakazojd said...

Dude, I don't know if I was ever ON your blogroll, but if I was and you took me off, I am so NOT surprised, haha! Leave me off unless I get my ass in gear and start posting again (not bloody likely). Still want to hear you sing. :)