Wednesday, August 6, 2008

New Prez Candidate!

Old man McCain made an ad accusing Obama of being a celebrity. I'm sure you all saw it. It was the sexy one with Britney and Paris. (No, I do not find any of the people previously mentioned sexy. Come on people.) Today I found out there will be a new candidate in the race and I have decided to vote for her.

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Dana said...

You know, I thought this was hilarious! Now, the real question is will this help - or hurt - McCain's campaign?!

Jay said...

"See you at the debates bitches."

Now that was funny.

I'm pretty sure Paris actually has no idea what she was doing a video for, but it was still funny.

I think Paris is beautiful, but not sexy. You have to be smart to be sexy and she's one of the dumbest people on Earth.

Anonymous said...

I want to see a campaign ad from ANY candidate with a solid energy plan, solid defense plan, and a solid immigration plan. I'm tired of talk from both sides.


Anonymous said...

And I would do Paris if she kept her mouth shut. Hey, her face is going to be in the pillow anyway ...


As American as Apple Pie said...

Hmmmm, now I have 2 candidates to decide between. Matt-man just about had my vote locked in but now I'm not so sure. That was pretty convincing.

Anonymous said...

OMGOSH!! I would soo vote for her, imagine how many shopping holidays there will be? LOL!! Seriously I thought she had been talking to Jay when we she said see ya at the debate bitches! hahahahaha!

Dianne said...

I just saw that tonight!

I loved the see you at the debates bitches

and she referred to McCain as that old white haired guy

funny stuff

Matt-Man said...

Somebody slap Jay upside the head...She is not beautiful. Oh, Dear God. Cheers Knight!!

GMEyster said...


Michael Knight Rambo said...

IMAGINE how many years you'd have to work to donate as much money as Kathy Hilton has to the Republicans.
The Horror! The Betrayal!
This is pretty fucking funny.
I can't vote for Paris because eh, I'm Canadian. But go Paris!
And, although I'm no fan- nice legs (who but the most bitter and jealous could argue???)

Mike said...

You would so do Britney or Paris.


Just convince them to move to Canada. Move in with them for 6 months. On the one day mark afterwards, leave them.

See, you're considered common law and Canadian law says thats as good as marriage.

You get half their shit.

As a reward for my brilliance, you can pay off my mortgage and give me a spending spree at Home Depot after you get your 50 million dollar settlement.

Real Live Lesbian said...

That's some funny shit, bitches! Thanks for the laugh!

furiousBall said...

i hear McCain is going to respond with his own sex tape...


Knight said...

Dana- I honestly don't think any of it will make any difference in the campaign long run.

Jay- That bitches line made me think of you of course. I think her bathing suite is beautiful.

Knot- Ah yes. That is the real dream of Americans. Someone with a real plan! Good luck finding them.

AAAAP- Matt-Man has a plan for everything. He still has my vote. He should consider Paris for VP.

NE- All our tax dollars would go towards brand new clubs in LA and mountains of coke.

Knight said...

Dianne- When she called McCain "That wrinkly white haired guy" I was sold. I also enjoyed "but I'm not from the olden days."

Matt-Man- I don't think she is beautiful. I think she has some nice stems. You can't deny that. I just don't want to see her face.

GMEyster- Does she get your vote?

Michael Knight Rambo- She does have nice legs. They are a mile long! I wouldn't be surprised if whoever created the McCain ad didn't realize the kind of money they were getting from the Hilton family. Oops.

Knight said...

Mike- I lived with a chick for four years. If we had been in Canada could she claim common law and take all my belongings? That sucks.

RLL- The crew at Funny or Die creates some hilarious stuff. I dig them.

Furiousball- Ahh! That is terrifying! I'm gagging here.

Apple Hubby said...

I imagine her true energy plan involves doing lots of coke, and clubbing all nite.

She would probably want her dog for vice president.

Freakazojd said...

Haha! That's really funny! I would say "Who knew she had such a good sense of humour?" but I don't think that would be accurate. Meaning, I wonder who wrote this for her. I agree that she has nice walking sticks, but her face is weird. Anyway, thanks for the laugh. :)

WomensDaily said...

I thought it was hysterical! Good for her.