You know what you should do this Halloween? Come see me perform!
It's a great line up and if that doesn't do it for ya, I'll hardly be wearing a thing. Come see for yourself.
Also, The Parodivas wrote my bio for me and it is really hot.
"Carly Knight is the hottest new jazz chanteuse to hit the New York stage in the past 30 minutes. Her sensual renditions of the hits of the bygone days of croony standards not only melt butter, but also margarine and straight mens' hearts. Look out here she comes."
Mmmmargarine. That was nice. So... I figure yall will soon get bored of me trying to sell myself. I expect to be vlogging very soon. Until then, Ta'
44 comments:
What?? Half nekkid?? I wonder what airfare is to NY?!
I expect you'll be vlogging ... say ... midweek *wink*
Half naked is good. I'll come as the boobie inspector.
that's awesome, i'll be down visiting my short people, but i definitely want to come stare at you with a tenacity unforeseen by mankind
Hardly wearing a thing eh? ;)
Sorry Mike. Not taking apps for boobie inspectors. Whammy:(
To All- I am not going to be nude. This must be clarified before anybody attempts to demand money back.
Dana- Maybe I will have my first HNT picture? I look forward to midweek.
Mike- I'm sure the audience will be pleased. It is the last day of breast cancer awareness month after all. What better costume could there be?
Furiousball- I'm glad you get to spend the day with your short people. Are you dressing up with them?
TLJ- Jealous? It will be a skimpy costume so I can be the Sex in Sex and Candy.
Mike can still come as a boobie inspector but for safety's sake he should probably ask before molesting anyone in the audience.
Knight - I have been known to be too forward.
Good thing I'm Canadian. In terms of physical strength and fighting prowess, One Canadian = 7.26 Americans.
It comes from the training we all must go through to become an adult. Only those that wrestle the polar bear and survive get to breed.
If only I lived closer! I'd totally be your groupie. :)
I can't even comment, I'm so choked up with PURE HAPPINESS.
Mike- I have always admired the Canadian rule that your right to breed is based on strength. I didn't want babies anyway.
Tink- I would give you shout outs from the stage.
Darla- It's the butter. I can't wait! By the way, are you the ghost or the witch?
I am totally the ghost, because I'm actually asking for candy. That, eh hem, witches mind was in the gutter.
That's a secret, could totally go either way though, huh? I think the ghost is rounder, so I vote I'm the ghost.
I'm excited that we are seein mo' jazz soon too.
I'm just excited all around, huh? Did you reply as "attending" on the facebook invite yet? Fo' realz.
Yea - have a great time! I know you'll sound wonderful, and look wonderful doing it.
I'm so bummed that I don't live in NY and can't come see you in this. I just know that your gonn .. hey wait.
Did you say you weren't hardly gonna be wearing nuthin?
Must. Get. To. NY. NOW!
Any chance there'll be any video of your performance?
BTW, you already melted my heart. ;-)
Awwww! I wanna' go? Maybe gary will take the missus and he can bootleg us a video?
[Come on gary, you can hide the camera in a piggie bank!!!]
;-)
Happy Thursday! And, I know you are going to be fabtastic!!! Rock it you beauty!!!!
Hide the camera? Cameras are welcomed.
Alright everybody...As long as Knight doesn't mind ;) I shall record the performance for public view. I am in the mind that all should witness the unbelievable sexy glory that is Ms. Knight!!!
ROCK ON KNIGHT, LOOKIT YOU!
Hot damn - that is some bio! Rock it girl! If I lived anywhere nearby I would SO be there.
Your not going to turn into a pumpkin or anything are ya?
Turn up the lights!
If the cast comes off in time I'll be there. Love that photo, you are magically gorgeous!!
Hey now!!!! What about us gay girls and our melty hearts?? Huh? What about us?
I'm all melty for ya.
And I'd be there in a heartbeat if I weren't down so damn far on the map!
Have a great show! Can't wait to see the HNBlog!
What kind of jazz do you sing? Traditional? Have any samples... like an MP3?
If you pulled a Sharon Stone shortly after this picture was taken and DIDN'T think of posting THAT, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Darla- Ha, okay you are the ghost. But it is interchangeable. Next Wednesday! Yes, I forwarded the Facebook event to my people.
GMEyster- Thanks! I'll try.
Jay- Ha ha, if video is taken it will have to be approved by me before posting. And you are such a sweet talker.
Farmer*sWife- I think that would be quite the trip for Gary but I love the idea of him hiding a camera in a piggy bank. Good vlog idea.
Darla- and recommended.
TLJ- NO VIDEO SHALL BE PUBLISHED WITHOUT MY APPROVAL.
Gary- Thanks!
Fiwa- Nice, right? They know how to sell a person.
Micky-T- Nope but lights kill the mood.
Dianne- I hate thinking of you in that cast. I hope you are out of it soon. Maybe you could make it to my Holiday show?
RLL- *Blushing* Well, my gay friend wrote the blurb and I'm sure he was just using it do draw in the straight men to the show. I might just have to alter it for the next show ;)
Johnny Smoke- Welcome. I don't really have a set style as I have not been performing for the past few years. I have a background in musical theater so I became interested through the standards which is what I usually sing. My interests are far wider on the spectrum and I intend to explore them the more I work with musicians. I don't have any MP3s to share yet. Hopefully soon.
Mooooog35- It was a very short dress. It became a bit of a prop on stage because I wasn't prepared for it. If a picture exists of a Sharon Stone moment I have not seen it.
Okay. I posted a pic of me as Frank N Furter. Better?
Oh do vlog for us. Maybe you could do a part of your show for all of us who can't make it.
Have fun and break a leg. We look forward to seeing you on the big screen one day, knight.
I want to go.
Knot
Oh, if only it weren't so far away! I would love to see you perform and can't wait for your recording career to take off!
HON! I know you will steal the show! Hey US BLONDES have to stick together! right?? LOL!!
I am coming to one of them.. I really am!
Ne.
I'm sure that you will be great, but I can't go to it.
A: It's a long way away.
B: I'm being operated on that day and won't be going anywhere.
Hey Sweet Girl!
You Won the Sunday Funnies contest!!
Go by and check out your glorious announcement - I did a wee bit of pimping as well ;)
And e-mail me - books were this week's prize so tell me where to send them - I do promise to stalk you!
Happy Monday :)
My first visit to your blog and it's great! Best laugh today! Hope you draw a BIG crowd -- naked or not.
Wow, you can melt margarine? Do you have like lasers coming out of your eyes? That's so cool...half naked with lasers. That's almost worth a trip to NY. Now if they would only let me past security at the airport...
So you're a singer, too? Wow!! Where can we hear you? I mean for us remote folks... got anything on youtube?
*cheers*
Knight...you have a major fan club going here!
How elfing exciting is that!!!??? it all sounds very glamerous to us Okie's..:)
I can only imagine how geat you sound....Maybe one day....
Good lu.. er....I mean...break a leg..
Have a good time!
;)
Sounds like a wonderful show! Drinks and sultry jazz? I'm with Tink, we should all get to NYC and be your groupies! ;)
Instead, I'll be schlepping kids to and from a football game and trick-or-treating with the other kind of candy...
Don't you dare stop selling yourself. Good Luck Kinght. Cheers!!
Hmmmmmm... I smell sex and candy here...
...and there she was... like double cherry pie, yeah there she was, like disco superfly....
Pretty cool kiddo! Knach 'em dead darlin.
Where ya' been? Just checkin' in!
What do you mean where I have been?? Where have YOU been??
If I scream "Freebird!!" will you sing it?
Knot
Just checking in - your show sounds fantastic! Wish I could come!
xo
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