Monday, August 23, 2010

Hmmmmm......

My computer is a little bitch and doesn't turn on most of the time. I beat her profusely and still she refuses to obey. Because of her disobedience my life has been hard to chronicle and share with you. As you may know by now, I have little to no memory and forget what I did just an hour ago. That might be an exaggeration but it certainly is hard to keep track of things when you don't have much order to your life. So let's see what you might have missed.... hmmm.....

Last weekend I went camping in the Poconos with some friends. We spent one day White Water Rafting in the freezing rain. It was awesome and miserable. It rained that whole night at the campsite which made our raging campfire smoke even more. I invented the SMOKEBAG to protect my precious eyes. Basically I wore my hooded plastic poncho backwards. Yes, it is hard to breath with plastic covering your face. I was sharing a tent with a really gorgeous chick and her wet dog. As hot as that might sound I can assure you it wasn't. We did giggle like schoolgirls at the sound of our friends getting it on a few tents away. It was like Girl Scouts all over again. Hmmmm....

Last week Sky surprised me by telling me to be at a certain location by 5:30 and when I arrived they informed me he got me an aromatherapy manicure and pedicure. He isn't really the type to do this sort of thing so it really shocked me. How sweet right? Now I must wonder what he did wrong. Hmmmm....

I think I did lots of other things this week but they must have been comparatively insignificant. So what do we have to look forward to in the week to come? Let's check the calendar. Selling more collagen and the annual Pap Smear. Hmmmm...

10 comments:

kcinnova said...

Aromatherapy manicure and pedicure? Sounds like a woman told him what kind of gifts women like!

Camping will always be known to my family as "A Fine and Pleasant Misery" (thank you, Pat McManus). Accompanying video and post next week.

Micky-T said...

Miserable and awesome can sometimes go very well together.

Matt-Man said...

Two chicks and a wet dog...That's hot. Cheers Knight!!

Gary's third pottery blog said...

There is an expression 'if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger' or you can simply learn from experience, and NEVER camp again :)

Jay said...

I live in an area well known for it's awesome camping, but I've never been. Although I would love to go whitewater rafting sometime. That would be fun.

Oh and sharing a tent with a really hot chick and her dog would be fun too. ;-)

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

rainy camping, yick. rafting, if i didnt have a car or a horse. smoked out, smoldery. poncho, johno. giggling girls in tents, yes. dog, no. girl scouts, not sure what to say. Hmmmmm's, sexy. sky, thalo blue and white. aromatherapy, ok i guess.. memory, eh.. calenders, now is better.

Mike said...

I love sleeping in a non leaking tent in the rain. Everything else about camping sucks.

Knight said...

kcinnova- It does sound like a woman told him. I'm betting a coworker told him what to do. I must thank them.

Micky-T - They really did this time. The bits of miserable were outshined by awesome people.

Matt-Man- You should see this chick. I think I have a crush. GORGEOUS!

Gary- I think I learned that camping can kill me but that is what makes it fun.

Jay- When I come visit on my motercycle I might camp and you can come check out the site.

Ben- You are so poetic. I love it.

Mike- It was leaking but my tent mate didn't raft with us so she brilliantly bought tarps and rigged a protective barrier.

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Rain and a smokey fire. I bet your hair wreaked!

Did the hot chick have that 'wet dog' smell? LOL!!!

LL said...

A crush? Damn darlin'... we might just have to have you post a pic. :P