Monday, January 3, 2011

It’s 2011 Bitches!


I’m supposed to make some sort of list of ways to better my life or something, right? Why don’t I just compare it to prior years and see if I’m doing better or worse.

I thought I would look back through my little ol’ blog here and see if I made resolutions in the past. It seems I was too depressed to blog around this time last year but I did have a little something for 2009. Let’s take a gander.

My resolutions for 2009 (to be promptly forgotten by 1:05 am) are the following:
1) Find work in life that makes me happy.

2) Stop having seizures...somehow.

3) Replace the lack of drinking with even more sex. (Casey, this is your job. Oh, and apologies to any of Casey's family members that read this and may be traumatized.)

4) Meet a blogger. Anyone want to help me out with this one?

5) Continue having a wonderful life full of great family, friends, and bloggers that brighten it up.


Where the 2009 resolutions stand in 2011:
1) I have a temp job that I kind of like. I don’t fantasize about stabbing people nearly as much as I used to.


2) This seizure thing is not getting better. I just had one the morning of Dec 31st and I had to get on a plane back to New York that afternoon. I certainly didn’t party hard bringing in 2011 that night. I felt bad for my father who had never been around for one before. I know I don’t look or act like myself afterwards and I think I scared him when I wandered into his room and asked for help.


3) Why was there a lack of drinking in 09? What was I thinking? I’m indulging in both acts now although Casey isn’t involved. It seems sleeping with your ex when you are both dating new people would be frowned upon. I looked it up.


4) I met a blogger! It was only about a month ago that I met my first blog friend. Ben is an awesome (and hot) guy. He just moved to the area so hopefully I will be seeing more of him.


5) I failed at the blogger part last year but I’m back on track this year. CHECK.

Should I add some?


1) Continue working on my overall health. That seems like a good, vague choice. That can mean working out while eating sensible food and not doing massive amounts of drugs that will give me diseases and kill me. I’ll try that.
Eh, one is good enough.

Oh, take more nude photos. That will go on the list just as soon as I start taking better care of myself.

Happy New Year Skanks!

17 comments:

Reb said...

#1, glad to hear that.
#2, not good at all.
#3, good thing you looked that up.
#4, Ben is fabulously talented.
$5, Yay!

Good choices for this year too. Have a great year Knight!

Mike said...

You could go on a meet the bloggers trip. We'll all help you plan a route.

Jay said...

Take more nude photos (and send them to Jay) is probably the best New Year's Resolution EVER! Especially after I added to it.

Well, after "Run away with Jay" which I noticed wasn't on your list. :(

Moooooog35 said...

Wait.

MORE new photos?

I could probably help you with the 'meet more bloggers' thing is you really want.

Casey said...

Uh huh...

Gary's third pottery blog said...

I'll certainly be back in NYC this spring, and then you will have met your next blogger :)

Knight said...

Reb- You too! Did you make any resolutions?

Mike- I would love to but I need more help with the funding not the route. I would already be on my way.

Jay- I didn't write "Run away with Jay" on the list because I don't want to jinx it. Don't worry it's on the list in my head.

Moooog- I'm suspicious of this offer. Are you willing to meet me or are you threatening to post my address and send various freaks to my home?

Casey- I guess this is an effective way of finding it you still read my blog on occasion!

Gary- I'm counting on it!

Matt-Man said...

I hope 2011 is a great year for ya. Thanks for all you did for us, lovely one. Cheers Knight!!

Grant said...

Let's all make 2011 the year we post pictures of hot Asian women on our blogs! Also not shooting heroin while on the exercise bike eating tofurkey is a good idea.

Mike said...

Happy New Years Knight. Feel free to put Canada on your list should you want to travel again for the blogger thingy. I have both a spare room and the most comfortable pull out couch in existence. There are two problems though:

#1 - You will probably wake up to the dog sleeping on your face. She sometimes does this to house guests. I don't know why.
#2 - You are from NYC, I'm from Brantford, Ontario. Interesting things to do? Not compared to your town. Interesting people to see? Welcome to town of Walmart!

kcinnova said...

I was in NYC for spring break last year, but I'm pretty sure you were on some tropical vacation or something then. I'm trying to get up there this spring without any menfolk (not because I don't trust you or that I worry that you might want teen boys staring at you, but because girls have more fun). I'll let you know.

LL said...

Setting your sights a little bit high, aren't you?

And what do you mean MORE nude photos... I haven't even seen the first ones yet! :ewink:

Knot said...

I've met a few bloggers. Most are generally tame. You are welcome to meet me if you wish.

GMEyster said...

Always love your blog, Knight. And seeing you in real life would be awesome. I am going to make that a goal in 2011.

Raquel's World said...

Just dropping in to check you out, heard about you on "I'm With Stupid."

Tiffany Jewelry said...

In fact, life itself is a paradise, happy everywhere. As long as we know how to experience life, enjoy life, even though every day Cuchadanfan also am happy with it.

Organic Meatbag said...

If it's any comfort to you, i drank a LOT in 2009 and 2010... i love wiiiinnnne...wiiiine and sangriaaaaa... mmmmm, I think I just became aroused!