Tuesday, May 31, 2011


It’s my birthday week. I will turn 28 on Thursday.

I spent Memorial Day weekend roller skating and cleaning my apartment.

I spent $50 at CVS on cleaning supplies. That’s how gross my apartment was.

This weekend I was told, “I think you are an idiot for not wanting to be with me.” Twice.

I bought a ticket to a Turkish bath this morning.

I’m feeling incredibly melancholy and I’m not sure if it’s the guilt of the ex or the birthday blues.

Hopefully my annual party in the park this Saturday will be as awesome as prior years.

Okay, that isn’t my party. That is an anti-war sit in. It’s in the same location though.

My day job got weird. Last week I found myself folding the underwear of a 15 year old girl.

Today I work on getting quotes for a woodworking project.

I dyed my eyelashes yesterday. I’ve never done that before and I probably risked blinding myself.

I’m always surrounded by people and yet I feel lonely.

The first waxing of the season is seriously painful.

I never did finish my tattoo design. I will though. Too bad I didn’t make the deadline.

Why can’t I find black flowers? I wanted to get myself a birthday flower but bodegas don’t carry my color.

I just got a craving for a cigar. If only I were a male advertising executive in the 1950’s. Then I would already be smoking one.

That is all.


Micky-T said...

I hope you have an awesome birthday week, smoke a cigar, find black flowers, finish your tat design, less pain with your next waxing, you never feel lonely again, you never go blind, get a good carpenter, stop folding others underwear, your party is huge, shitcan the guilt and the blues, enjoy the bath, don't listen to idiots that you an idiot, find cheaper cleaning supplies, rollerskate more....and stay 28 for as long as you possibly can!

Grant said...

You've found a way to get paid for touching a teenaged girl's undergarments? Please share how with the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

The Turkish bath reminds me of the line in Airplane, "So Billy, have you ever been to a Turkish bath?"

I had to paint flowers to get them black for an upcoming shoot. I used fake flowers and fabric paint.

Cigars remind me of my grandfather who passed in 1974.

I shaved my beard and mustache. So, we're both smooth.

Reb said...

I hope your birthday week is great! Frankly my dear, you are better off without someone passive-aggressive like that in your life. Clearly NOT an idiot.
Dyeing your eyelashes is only risky if you used hair colour...the eyelash dye kits are pretty safe. I used them in the '80's and can still see. Well, as well as natural progression will let me.

Enjoy your Turkish bath.

Jay Simser said...

I am sending you a virtual HUG for your birthday. I am so very glad you are in the blogging mood again. I have decided that it is my lot in live to be alone and I can live with that. Have a wonderful party.

Mike said...

I'm waiting for your answer to Grants question.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

black flowers?!

kcinnova said...

Black dye in water should allow white carnations to suck it up and turn black. Well, it works with food coloring! Just a thought.

Hope you have a fabulous birthday, dark eyelashes and all (and stay away from men who try to make you feel bad).

Moooooog35 said...

On the bright side, you get spankings.

Let me know what time I should show up and if you want paddle or paddle-free whacks.

LL said...

You're definitely not an idiot for not being with those guys. How else could you be with me? :P

Have a great one Knight, and go ahead and smoke that dog turd!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Happy Birthday!

BSOB said...

Hey I see you in the crowd! But of course you stand out (in a good way). We gotta work on that design.. xo

Dianne said...

Happy Belated Birthday sweet hotness

love ya

GMEyster said...

Hope you had a good birthday...was a good day for it :o)

Your blog always makes me smile. Black flowers: classic Knight.